But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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