Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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