I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
