Got a toothbrush?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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