It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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