Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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