I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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