Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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