Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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