oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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