WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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