butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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