Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
