break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
