so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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