He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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