It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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