there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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