Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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