She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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