she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize