absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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