Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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