I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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