It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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