I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
two words...techno handjob
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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