How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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