my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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