think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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