I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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