This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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