theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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