ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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