Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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