i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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