is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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