D3 body, D1 cock
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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