love makes seman taste better
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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