Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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