is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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