I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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