If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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