hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Those nachos came to me in a dream
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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