It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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