Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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