Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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