Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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