There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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