sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I think my moral compass just broke
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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