tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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