Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm at about main and main street
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize
