Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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