Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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